Press Release: "Eclipse!! Eclipse!!" March 10, 2005
Software Agility Solves All February 20, 2005
It's an Open and Shut Case... Ouch! February 20, 2005
Videogame Violence: "Baddies" Are Real People Too (says angry researcher) August 14, 2004
Dynamo Mole to Demand Nightly Internet Print-Outs September 14, 2003
The Fragile Alliance December 15, 2002
Press Release: Make Money From Tiresome Customers! August 11, 2002
Performance Saves Lives - States Grizzled Guru Programmer August 11, 2002
ISP Sets 500 Modems to "Audible Noise Level" March 25, 2002
Which is greater, your shiny new project or half a pound of lemons? March 25, 2002
Project Manager Wants Moon on Stick by Next Thursday March 17, 2002
Cost-Cutting Airlines to Install Self-Service Tea/Coffee Dispensers March 17, 2002
Shock Realisation: WebCam is Sponsoring the Entire Web! February 10, 2002
Confused Office Politics Reveller Signs His Own Warrant of Come-Uppance February 3, 2002
Call Centers are like a "black hole" from which no energy can escape January 20, 2002
Market Researcher to harness Millions of Tea Leaf Predictions January 13, 2002
IT Support Department to Hire Rottweilers as Technicians January 13, 2002
Honey Bear Special Report: Workers Are "Just Like Drones Around a Honey Pot" December 23, 2001
Sun Boasts Next J2EE Spec Will Be Even More Russian Doll-Like December 16, 2001
Market Researchers "Will start making accurate predictions by June 2004" says Market Researcher December 16, 2001
Tech stocks soar as Top Tech Execs Buy "Old-School" Toilet Manufacturer December 2, 2001
Software company proudly announces that they have achieved CMM Level 1 November 25, 2001
Software company to hire infants as programmers November 25, 2001
Beaver Special: Beavers Really Not Rodents After All? November 18, 2001
Enterprising Company Taps Unlimited Power Source - Desperate Job Candidates November 18, 2001
Tech Start-up Suddenly Realises The Value of Money November 4, 2001
Lions, Tigers and Small Furry Bears to Be Released Into English Countryside October 28, 2001
60 Years of EJB Experience - The Most Employable Man in England? October 21, 2001
Microsoft: "Security is Really Not Our Problem!" October 21, 2001
Microsoft Teams Up With Music Biz to Blast Disagreeing Sites off the Internet October 21, 2001
Hairy Pint-Puller Lambasts Michael Schumacher October 14, 2001
Software Company Lubricates Its Wheels With Intranet Newsgroup Server October 14, 2001
GREP Tool Brought Kicking & Screaming Into the Internet Age October 14, 2001
Millions of English fans convinced that they played an essential part in Saturday's historic football match October 7, 2001
Government officials caught out in on-line shenanigans October 7, 2001
Microsoft to Rewrite The Internet September 30, 2001
Microsoft Newsgroup Postings: "Please like us, we'll give you candy!" September 30, 2001
Microsoft Bans Free Speech: Enterprising Website Emerges Victorious (kind of) September 23, 2001
Bootscrubber Lambasts Software Industry September 23, 2001
Cousin Joey Wins Massive Corporate Website Contract - Worth Billions September 16, 2001
Market Research Company Discovers the Perfect Demographic - Announces Amazing Poll Results September 16, 2001
Project Managers Love to Use Inane Phrases and Metaphors September 9, 2001
Steve Ballmer Whoops Complaints About Planet of Apes August 26, 2001
News Flash: LucasArts to release special edition of Escape From Monkey Island - featuring bounding Ballmer feverishly fleeing personal hell
XP Society's Annual Picnic - Just Smell That Fresh-Faced Enthusiasm! August 19, 2001
Extreme Perl Group Sues XP for Use of XP Acronym August 19, 2001
"Generation XP Convinced They Invented Programming" says OAP Betty Swanker August 19, 2001
Hi-Tech Lovers Personalised Cubicle With Pictures and Artifacts From Hot Fling August 11, 2001
Fanatical XP Splinter Group Takes Cult to Extremes (Part One) August 11, 2001
Fanatical XP Splinter Group Takes Cult to Extremes (Part Two) August 11, 2001
Cowboy Hackers Flock to Extreme Programming August 5, 2001
Revolutionary New .Biz TLD Hits Internet Community With a Damp Splat August 5, 2001
Project Manager Has Based His Entire Life on Requirements July 29, 2001
Conspiracy Theorists Unite: Air Conditioning is Out Of Control July 29, 2001
Reactive Programming (RiP) Special: VB Coder Invents New Methodology! July 22, 2001
Timmy Gonville LOVES Call Centers! July 22, 2001
QA Manager to Hire Triffids July 15, 2001
MS To Make Public all Hotmail Archives From the Last Four Years? July 15, 2001
Beijing 2008 Olympics Special: All Your Athlete Are Belong To Us! (part one) July 13, 2001
Beijing 2008 Olympics Special: All Your Athlete Are Belong To Us! (part two) July 13, 2001
Bad Manager Links Page Transforms Site into a Web Portal July 9, 2001
Apathetic Call Center Operator Agrees to Call Back in 5 Minutes July 8, 2001
IBM and Microsoft to "Give it just one more try, for old time's sakes" July 8, 2001
Old Man Asks Why the World is so Fast-Moving These Days July 8, 2001
Latest Formula 1 Racing Gearboxes to be Made Out of Toffee July 2, 2001
Managers' mid-May Manhattan march proves that the Chicken CAN come before the Egg July 2, 2001
X-Box Can Be "Just as Useful as a PC" July 1, 2001
Analysts Change Their Mind About Document June 22, 2001
Economy Watch Special Report: Employees Firmly Believe That as Long as They're Busy Then It's All Okay June 23, 2001
All Business Analysts are Part of a Borg-Like Autonomous Society June 17, 2001
Penguins Are Enemy of The State June 22, 2001
Smileys Get Serious June 17, 2001
Business Analysts Invent New Word June 17, 2001
Exclusive: Managers Hire Underground Trolls June 17, 2001
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Coffee Cups: Sun Sells Java to Microsoft!! June 5, 2001
IT Managers Vindicated!! June 5, 2001
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