Songs of the Extremers (Part Five)
Lyrics by Doug and Rob Rosenberg, ICONIX
http://www.iconixsw.com
Copyright 2001 ICONIX
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> Test and Shout
> Your Pair Will Hold Your Hand
> UML Won't Write My Code
Test and Shout
You failed a unit test baby
Failed the test baby
But do not shout
Do not shout
You failed a unit test baby, now
Failed a test baby
Go on and rip that code out
Rip that code out, oooooooooooooh
You got no requirements
No requirements
You got no design
No design
Just rip up and refactor now
Rip up and refactor
And you'll be feelin fine
Feelin fine
Your Pair Will Hold Your Hand
(sing to the tune of I Wanna Hold Your Hand)
When you're coding something
That you don't understand
You don't
Have to worry
Your pair will hold your hand
Your pair will hold your hand
Your pair will hold your hand
And when you're coding you feel happy inside
The joy of coding is just one you can't hide
People say
We need requirements
They always make a fuss
We think
That requirements
Should be in C Plus Plus
Should be in C Plus Plus
And when you're coding you feel happy inside
The joy of coding is just one you can't hide
When you're unit testing
And you find a bug
You don't have to feel bad
Your pair will give you a hug
Your pair will give you a hug
And when you're coding you feel happy inside
The joy of coding is just one you can't hide
UML Won't Write My Code
(sing to the tune of Can't Buy Me Love)
Won't write my code
UML won't write my code
Won't write my code
No, no, no, no
Say you want me to use UML
I say it's a waste of time
I'd rather go by the code smell
Cause the code is the design
I don't care for UML diagrams
Cause UML won't write my code
Won't write my code
UML won't write my code
Won't write my code
No, no, no, no
You say you want me to document
Well I'll tell you hell no
It's a waste of time to document
I'm not afraid to tell you so
Why the hell would i want to document
When I could be writing code
Just writing code
Cause its really all I know
Just writing code
Go, go, go, go
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