“Then,” the scorched minibot bubbled, plastic feet slapping on the rusty steps, “at the Appomattox, I commanded a division of rampaging squirrels hiding inside a flock of pelicans. And so, you scurrilous bastard, let me at your armored hide for I shall whip the seventh circle of hell out of your scurvy pelt, you see if I don’t.”

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